BOB
Bob.
Bob…
There is no cooler name than bob. Bob is the bizzle. I would have loved my honest parents to call me honest bob
IN TERMS OF BOBS THAT HAVE BEEN GIFTED TO THE WORLD, IF YOU WERENT BORN BOB DYLAN, BOB MARLEY OR SIDESHOW BOB, mr bob dobalina, THEN BEING THE 5th BEST BOB IN THE WORLD, MR BOB GELDOF, ISNT TOO SHABBY.
BOB GELDOF BrOUGHT THE WORLD LIVE AID IN 1985. raising millions for hungry people and comfortable African despots. 20 YEARS LATER HE’S DOING IT AGAIN. WHICH IS FINE…… IM ALWAYS A FAN FOR A SAUSAGE SIZZLE OUTSIDE THE WAREHOUSE, AND IM ALWAYS KEEN FOR 3 APPLE PIES FOR 5 BUCKS ON BEHALF OF FAIRFIELD KINDERGARTEN, AND I LOVE A GOOD TELETHON SO THAT KIDS OF NEW ZEALAND CAN PLAY UKELELE.
I HOLD BOB GELDOF IN GREAT ESTeem.
Firstly, he admitted in his autobiography, ‘is that it’, that he was an auto masturbator. Compulsive he said. Not something I would put in print. Neither confirm or deny I say.
Secondly, he was moved to tears watching a somalian famine of biblical proportions on tv. and decided to make some phone calls and book wembly stadium. Gutsy.
thridly, IN 85 HE PUT LIVE AID AMERCIA ON IN PFILADLEPHIA AND refused to put america’s worst act the GRATEFUL DEAD ON THE STAGE, restricted BILLY OCEAN, … TO 2 NUMBERS, AND IF IT WASN’T FOR THE UNRELIABILTY OF THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE, THE british airways CONCORDE couriing PHILL COLLINS between the continenents MIGHT NEVER HAVE BEEN SEEN AGAIN. The US show wasb pretty good ….. until ron wood and keith Richards played acoustic guitars like spazzies and an incoherent Dylan nearly lost his bobginity.
I hold bob geldof in great esteem, though I am troubled that a monster benefit gig is an idea that was hip in 85 and maybe not so in 2005. lets be brutally honest.. that latest nostalgic rendition of ‘will we ever know what geldof was freakin thinking Christmas do they know etc’ was
decidedly Indonesian in its verdict. It’s release welcomed like bird flu itself. bad
In the same vein that George lucas should be had up for film crimes after the prequels killed the good rep of hans and luke and r2d2. likewise I fear a live aid rerun risks being soft nostalgic lameness that will taint sir bob.
Two words in last nights hearld may lose geldof his bobginity. Mariah Carey …… May be Bob was thinking if the English can accept a married camila, maybe Mariah carey has latent good will in the community. An Optimistical illusion I suspect. I wont be setting the video for the Mariah segment just quietly. What was BOB thinking…ok, we want millions in hyde park… lets put Mariah first up in the press release ..yeah good idea bob.
And if shapelle corby is shunning family and friends it can only be that she is in a good place on learning that the SPICE girls are reforming.
Still if sir bob can awaken a global collective conscience, and muster its distant cousin compassion for a family reunion by getting 8 powerful people to cut the heavy, heavy ‘agro afro’ of debt in Africa so that 50, 000 africans don’t die every day then I raise my guiness and dance without moving my arms.
DO IT BOB…if only to raise the stakes in caring for our brothers and sisters. In nz, poverty reduction currently looks like this: …. You want my old nokia bro…s’got a charger. Txts ok…. Nah free bro.
You’ve been listening to honest dave on the generator…
Bob…
There is no cooler name than bob. Bob is the bizzle. I would have loved my honest parents to call me honest bob
IN TERMS OF BOBS THAT HAVE BEEN GIFTED TO THE WORLD, IF YOU WERENT BORN BOB DYLAN, BOB MARLEY OR SIDESHOW BOB, mr bob dobalina, THEN BEING THE 5th BEST BOB IN THE WORLD, MR BOB GELDOF, ISNT TOO SHABBY.
BOB GELDOF BrOUGHT THE WORLD LIVE AID IN 1985. raising millions for hungry people and comfortable African despots. 20 YEARS LATER HE’S DOING IT AGAIN. WHICH IS FINE…… IM ALWAYS A FAN FOR A SAUSAGE SIZZLE OUTSIDE THE WAREHOUSE, AND IM ALWAYS KEEN FOR 3 APPLE PIES FOR 5 BUCKS ON BEHALF OF FAIRFIELD KINDERGARTEN, AND I LOVE A GOOD TELETHON SO THAT KIDS OF NEW ZEALAND CAN PLAY UKELELE.
I HOLD BOB GELDOF IN GREAT ESTeem.
Firstly, he admitted in his autobiography, ‘is that it’, that he was an auto masturbator. Compulsive he said. Not something I would put in print. Neither confirm or deny I say.
Secondly, he was moved to tears watching a somalian famine of biblical proportions on tv. and decided to make some phone calls and book wembly stadium. Gutsy.
thridly, IN 85 HE PUT LIVE AID AMERCIA ON IN PFILADLEPHIA AND refused to put america’s worst act the GRATEFUL DEAD ON THE STAGE, restricted BILLY OCEAN, … TO 2 NUMBERS, AND IF IT WASN’T FOR THE UNRELIABILTY OF THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE, THE british airways CONCORDE couriing PHILL COLLINS between the continenents MIGHT NEVER HAVE BEEN SEEN AGAIN. The US show wasb pretty good ….. until ron wood and keith Richards played acoustic guitars like spazzies and an incoherent Dylan nearly lost his bobginity.
I hold bob geldof in great esteem, though I am troubled that a monster benefit gig is an idea that was hip in 85 and maybe not so in 2005. lets be brutally honest.. that latest nostalgic rendition of ‘will we ever know what geldof was freakin thinking Christmas do they know etc’ was
decidedly Indonesian in its verdict. It’s release welcomed like bird flu itself. bad
In the same vein that George lucas should be had up for film crimes after the prequels killed the good rep of hans and luke and r2d2. likewise I fear a live aid rerun risks being soft nostalgic lameness that will taint sir bob.
Two words in last nights hearld may lose geldof his bobginity. Mariah Carey …… May be Bob was thinking if the English can accept a married camila, maybe Mariah carey has latent good will in the community. An Optimistical illusion I suspect. I wont be setting the video for the Mariah segment just quietly. What was BOB thinking…ok, we want millions in hyde park… lets put Mariah first up in the press release ..yeah good idea bob.
And if shapelle corby is shunning family and friends it can only be that she is in a good place on learning that the SPICE girls are reforming.
Still if sir bob can awaken a global collective conscience, and muster its distant cousin compassion for a family reunion by getting 8 powerful people to cut the heavy, heavy ‘agro afro’ of debt in Africa so that 50, 000 africans don’t die every day then I raise my guiness and dance without moving my arms.
DO IT BOB…if only to raise the stakes in caring for our brothers and sisters. In nz, poverty reduction currently looks like this: …. You want my old nokia bro…s’got a charger. Txts ok…. Nah free bro.
You’ve been listening to honest dave on the generator…
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