dirty diana and how not to curtsy...

good morning listeners...

Here’s a little ditty about dave (nat) and Dianne…. (lab)

david bennet and diane yates went up the hill
To fetch an electoral majority
dianne fell down and broke her ham east crown
And david came humbling after……….

I loved voting on Saturday. Though there were a couple of disappointments

1. I could’nt find where to vote for the exclusive brethren… must have been a printing error I guess. Some kind of typo.. After all the publicity the exclusive brethren got and then nobody could vote for them… strange…

2. I wish the voting could be more like the ware house where within thirty days you could take your vote back and say your not a satisfied customer and theyd give you another vote

I say this because I rang the electoral office and said its honest dave and I’d like my vote back thanks. and I have to say, people, that their customer service lacked a little … im not sure they know that the voter is always right…even when they voted wrong…

Anyways…..

The waikato times states that at 10.16pm dianne Yates made a speech to the party faithful that she was 5000 votes behind mr bennet and ‘reality told her that she was not going to make it…. ‘

Good to see Yates keeping it real there….. 5 thousand votes is a little humiliating but then whether you lose by 5 or 5 thousand you still lose. Anyway….

By 11 oclock yates and her team of losers turn up to bennets natonal head quarters. This means since 10.16 the labour camp have had 46 minutes to decide in which manner to concede Hamilton east… it’s not like she made any rash judgements, there is no pressure… The waikato times states she was drinking water and coffee…but it’s obvious she was pissed as hell.

So with 46 minutes to think about what does she do? Does she go the nelson mandela road, or the Winnie mandela road?

So first up… she tells a supporter that she is not going to lose gracefully… ‘there is too much at stake for ordinary new Zealanders…’ she says

Now honest dave is as ordinary as they come. Us Hamiltonians know what ordinary is like right! And it’s not as if david bennet is that disordinary…. He’s the brother of Gordon bennet for goodness sake..

I’m not sure that the demonized national policies of tax cuts, race relations and bulk funding is the stake upon which losing gracefully should be ignited and abandoned. Really Dianne…

Diannes decides ‘not to kiss him like she used to with tony steel’ she says. Im not soooooo sure Mr bennet was cut about that, just quietly….. but if she can drive around town with speakers mounted, full volume, prattling on about her ticks to innocent bystanders, and wear red for 6 years you’d think a peck on your opponents cheek isn’t that much of a step up…

anyways,

she walks into bennets head quarters and in form not seen since the Muldoon era…

1. tells david he showed a lack of compassion
2. tells david he was a millionaire and out of touch
3. tells david his supporters are monocultural
4. and then Robert somebody from labour starts crying about how tough the
campaign was and it doesn’t have to be this way…..……

like Christ, Mr bennet remained silent throughout the verbal stripping

then the waikato times says Dianne was hurt she wasn’t invited in for a drink. ( I think she probably was invited in but her ego and the door just did’nt fit..)

So it would appear that when Dianne loses she embraces the role wholesale and actually becomes a loser in its totality… kind of like Robert de niro as the prize fighter in ‘raging bull’. Dianne was so loserish she nearly became a new Zealand soccer player overnight. She was so ungraceful she makes transpower pylon look pretty…

Yates kept spitting the dummy so much on election night that people all over ham east have been paranoid about saliva related menningocall disease eversince

So david, on behalf of honest labour supporters everywhere… good on ya mate… the people spoke… well done… all the best…way to go blu

You’ve been listening to an unofficial apology from the labour party on the generator..