Backpacks and Bombs
The back pack maketh the soul brother,.
The back pack maketh the man
The back pack make yo walk with a swagger….. and so says nz king of hip. mr che fu
Before the London bombs che fu could stroll his suburban grey lynn with the knowledge that his back pack was harmlessly strapped on his back so back off jack if you thought havin a crack at the daddy mac would cut you some slack….
Not now. Not now…Mr fu is in the poo. Mr fu is now havin his telephone bugged because if anyone is going to be a prime suspect for bombings in aotearoa I suggest che ‘backpack’ fu will be in the top 5. No figures on mosque attendance, but his embrace of the back pack is nothing but extremist. Winston peters has his number
The back pack is now no longer defined as a mere creation to compartmentalize and carry your personal goods. The backpack is now no fashion statement. No siree madam.. the backpack is now a symbol of terror with a capital T.
I suggest when che fu goes on tour to the mother land and rides the tube between Trafalgar square and sheperds bush he taketh the back pack off and leaves the head phones at home…… just in case in he misses the quite important words of the local bobby saying ‘ stop now or I’ll blow your f’n head off’
Its quite sad how bombs disfigure people. How bombs demonically rearrange the physics of atoms and souls. They also literally smack to smithereens the affection for our cherished weight on our shoulders.
Will che fu be seen hip hopping with back pack next music video. No he wont. no. he won’t. his record company will ask him to distance himself far as far as poss from any association with terror cells. He wont even be able to holiday in backpacker accommodation round the country.
…and mark my words, if retailers are gonna pull grand theft auto san andreas from the shelves because of illicit sex scenes, they’ll be unloading back packs from the walls of the warehouse - too right mate.. far too dangerous in the hands of impressionable young persons… smart money will be invested in the burgeoning brief case industry.
And call me a conspiriscist, meaning a person who propagates conspiracies, and I’ll say a polite ‘hello’.
Initial newspaper commentary regarding Michael Cullens’ slashing of student loan interest this week seems short sighted. I say the timing of Cullen’s announcement straight after the july bombings in ole blightey says it’s more about creating a culture of ‘back pack ‘ resistance than buying votes.
Honestly, its soooooo obvious people
The nz police force, God bless them… after rifling through MR fu’s house of course, will ask the question:
how the hell are we ever going to find bombs in backpacks of the student world, the hotbed of radicalism, when 95 percent of the stud. pop. wear the damn things???
Easy I say. Cullen’s zillion dollar slashing of interest on student loans frees up cash in the hand for a whole new wave of luggage carrying students to upgrade to a more expensive unit of text transport. satchel and briefcase are now the new black.
Many will buy the briefcase. It will be geeky no more.
The satchel will again be sexy in the city.
And this, my friends is why you should vote Dianne Yates this election…..In michael cullen country the bombers and their backpacks and their bombs will stick out like big buddha’s kneecaps.
Magic. Any unwarranted blind cop could spot one…
You’ve been listening to a Labour Party political message disguised as an Honest Dave rant on the generator..….
The back pack maketh the man
The back pack make yo walk with a swagger….. and so says nz king of hip. mr che fu
Before the London bombs che fu could stroll his suburban grey lynn with the knowledge that his back pack was harmlessly strapped on his back so back off jack if you thought havin a crack at the daddy mac would cut you some slack….
Not now. Not now…Mr fu is in the poo. Mr fu is now havin his telephone bugged because if anyone is going to be a prime suspect for bombings in aotearoa I suggest che ‘backpack’ fu will be in the top 5. No figures on mosque attendance, but his embrace of the back pack is nothing but extremist. Winston peters has his number
The back pack is now no longer defined as a mere creation to compartmentalize and carry your personal goods. The backpack is now no fashion statement. No siree madam.. the backpack is now a symbol of terror with a capital T.
I suggest when che fu goes on tour to the mother land and rides the tube between Trafalgar square and sheperds bush he taketh the back pack off and leaves the head phones at home…… just in case in he misses the quite important words of the local bobby saying ‘ stop now or I’ll blow your f’n head off’
Its quite sad how bombs disfigure people. How bombs demonically rearrange the physics of atoms and souls. They also literally smack to smithereens the affection for our cherished weight on our shoulders.
Will che fu be seen hip hopping with back pack next music video. No he wont. no. he won’t. his record company will ask him to distance himself far as far as poss from any association with terror cells. He wont even be able to holiday in backpacker accommodation round the country.
…and mark my words, if retailers are gonna pull grand theft auto san andreas from the shelves because of illicit sex scenes, they’ll be unloading back packs from the walls of the warehouse - too right mate.. far too dangerous in the hands of impressionable young persons… smart money will be invested in the burgeoning brief case industry.
And call me a conspiriscist, meaning a person who propagates conspiracies, and I’ll say a polite ‘hello’.
Initial newspaper commentary regarding Michael Cullens’ slashing of student loan interest this week seems short sighted. I say the timing of Cullen’s announcement straight after the july bombings in ole blightey says it’s more about creating a culture of ‘back pack ‘ resistance than buying votes.
Honestly, its soooooo obvious people
The nz police force, God bless them… after rifling through MR fu’s house of course, will ask the question:
how the hell are we ever going to find bombs in backpacks of the student world, the hotbed of radicalism, when 95 percent of the stud. pop. wear the damn things???
Easy I say. Cullen’s zillion dollar slashing of interest on student loans frees up cash in the hand for a whole new wave of luggage carrying students to upgrade to a more expensive unit of text transport. satchel and briefcase are now the new black.
Many will buy the briefcase. It will be geeky no more.
The satchel will again be sexy in the city.
And this, my friends is why you should vote Dianne Yates this election…..In michael cullen country the bombers and their backpacks and their bombs will stick out like big buddha’s kneecaps.
Magic. Any unwarranted blind cop could spot one…
You’ve been listening to a Labour Party political message disguised as an Honest Dave rant on the generator..….
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